The death of what's dead is the birth of what's living.

Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?

Songs are like fish. You just gotta have your line in the water. And it's a bad idea to fish downstream from Bob Dylan.

Everyone has troubles. Finding yourself in the same boat with everyone else is the first sign of spirituality.

You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.

If you want to end war and stuff, you gotta sing loud.

I don't want a pickle, just want to ride on my motorsickle

We would turn everything into songs in those days...A lot of people think "Alice's Restaurant" was an anti-war song. It's not.

I don't want a pickle, I just want ride on my motorcikle. I don't want to die, I just want a ride on my motorcy........cle.

Only the words of love kept alive are worthy of not being wasted.

Basically, I think you need two things to get by in this world: a sense of humor and the ability to laugh when your ego is destroyed.

The fact that you are attending church does not mean you are already serving the Lord

People who leave their drugs in a bathroom the guests use are just asking for trouble.

For many are called but few are chosen.

There's evil in the world, all right. Being aware of it makes you a realist, not a paranoid.

You have to take the good with the bad. Some players only talk to the press when they are doing good. When you're doing bad you shouldn't shy away from them and when doing good, don't run up to them.

I wasn't allowed to do commercials. I wasn't allowed to do TV series. I wasn't allowed to do soaps or basically anything that would mean I missed too much school.

I want my reputation to be judged on how I tackle the problem of ice if I'm elected as the member for Canning.

The best things in life don't come in adult sizes.

How wide the limits stand Between a splendid and a happy land.

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.