The debate's over. The people who dispute the international consensus on global warming are in the same category now with the people who think the moon landing was staged on a movie lot in Arizona.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful, Is sure to come your way

A zebra does not change its spots.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

Playing a fool is the best paid role.

Your eyes reflect the beauty which no one can see except that special person whose soul is lost in your love.

Spend lavishly on creams. Wash your hair with henna at the first sign of gray. Never spend one minute thinking about what you do not have. And most importantly, indulge in everything but love.

Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody listens then everybody disagrees.

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Intelligence must follow faith, never precede it, and never destroy it.

You ever see a poptart do the moonwalk? Magic

Although only one man may be receiving the favors of a woman, all men in her presence are warmed.

Love consists in feeling the Sacred One beating inside the loved one.

Life doesn't happen along interstates. It's against the law.