The decided to go exploring, be Indiana Jones they don't have a light they don't have a map you're a screwed with a capital S.

I don't know about you, but rattlesnake sounds pretty damn good right now.

You've always got to have a plan B. You've got to be able to shift gears and find a new course of action.

The same water that will kill you, drown you, give you hypothermia is the same water that will help you survive.

Surviving a tough situation means staying in the fight and maintaining a warrior's mindset.

It's alright if you lose a few battles, but as long as you win the war, that's all that matters.

If you don't have your game-face on, you're going to go home either to a hospital or to a casket.

Mother Nature is a relentless ruthless killer. She don't give a damn if you get home to your family.

I'm normally not at a loss of words but I am a little taken aback by what you're wearing; it's a little different.

It kind of sounds like the noise a goat would make if you punched it in the face.

I ran across a rattlesnake once in New Mexico, you know what I did with it, chopped its head off and we ate it.

Do not lose heart.

Avoid stress, the doctor had said. Eat lots of good food and enjoy this little mysterious bun cooking in the oven. Ha!

I coach soccer, and my wife and I are very involved in our kids' lives. Our family is busy with doctor appointments, soccer practice, school, work, travel, vacation... life.

Let's keep the Internet weird. Let's keep the Internet free.

A man is not called wise because he talks and talks again; but if he is peaceful, loving and fearless then he is in truth called wise.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

One thing you should know about me is I never play to lose, Always aim high and rarely obey the rules.

A society that gives to one class all the opportunities for leisure, and to another all the burdens of work, dooms both classes to spiritual sterility.

A traveler of taste will notice that the wise are polite all over the world, but the fool only at home.