The devil is always around the corner.

Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity.

What will I do if I find myself with a heart?" "Lose it constantly, I imagine.

Be thine own palace or the world's thy jail.

When someone's an actor and you're an actor, you meet them and you feel like you know them. We're in the same business, and we all speak the same comedy language.

Creativity is the life force that Dylan Thomas called 'the force that through the green fuse drives the flower.

I'm a frustrated stand-up comic. If you hand me a microphone and I get one laugh, then I'll go on for 20 minutes.

You don't need the right facts if you have the right inflection.

I'm facing upstage, with my back to the audience, and the spotlight comes up on my back as I start singing.

There's no sustenance in the past.

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job.