The devil on my right shoulder must have brutally strangled the angel on my left.

You are mine, woman, and I am yours. Until you, my life was desolate. I existed, but I didn't truly live. Now I live, even in my death.

Um i'm happy to sit close to you and everything, but i had no idea you would like it so much,' Paris muttered.

pretty please, with a cherry on top of me!

Girl, he wants to dip you in Frosted Flakes and have you for breakfast. That's his favorite cereal, by the way." I...had no words for that.

He’d pleasured Hera and a few thousand others, and when Hera learned about those thousand others…heads had rolled.

By the way, only a real man can accept his feminine side." "I don't know who fed you that line of garbage, but I can promise she's laughing at you right now.

I'm Not a Gynecologist, but I'll take a Look.

I cannot kill him, she muttered to herself. I cannot kill him. I promised Bianka I'd stop at ten bodies a day, and I've already surpassed my quota for the fifth day in a row. I cannot kill him.

I'm William, but you can call me Sexy. Everyone does.

I can't promise we'll ever use you for a hasty getaway," Cole said, "but with a little work, you might be able to race my grandmother-while she's on her scooter.

Only the ignorant think they alone are responsible for an outcome

Every gift opens a heavenly door to the giver.

Did not we vow that we would neither of us be either before or after the other even in travelling the last journey of life? And can you find it in your heart to leave me now?

You drift through life and let things happen to you, or go by design and say, 'This is what I'm intended to do.'

I hear you have abolitionists here. We have a few in Illinois, but we shot one the other day.

I hate the way CDs just drone on for bloody hours and you stop caring.

I don't cook. My mother didn't cook. My daughter doesn't cook.

Imagination without initiative would more properly be called idle daydreaming.

Let your works climb the stars; but you yourself stay on the ground!