The devil's aversion to holy water is a light matter compared with a despots dread of a newspaper that laughs.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The Holy Land is everywhere.

Sometimes the truth don't rhyme, sometime the lies get millions of views, funerals for little girls is that appealing to you?

Peace as a positive condition of society, not merely as an interim between wars, is something so unknown that it casts no images on the mind's screen.

The lazy man aims at nothing, and generally hits it.

I think Canadian talent is exceptional. You continually show us up here in the States with your brilliancy.

My kids remind me every day how much I don't know.

They learned to hate her unknowability, her untouchability, the collage of her.

Truly now is the golden age; the highest honour comes by means of gold; by gold love is procured.

Camel trips, as I suspected all along, and as I was about to have confirmed, do not being or end: they mere change form.

I think every job you have to lie to get. You always say how wonderful it all is, that it's an amazing script - "I love you, you're such a great director." I think every actor does that.