The difference [God's] timelessness makes is that this now (which slips away from you even as you say the word now) is for Him infinite.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

The more you go with the flow of life and surrender the outcome to God, and the less you seek constant clarity, the more you will find that fabulous things start to show up in your life.

Make sure you stand firm on the solid rock.

One time I was hanging out with a girl and I wanted to kiss her. I was too nervous to do it, so I wrote ‘Can I kiss you?’ on a Post-It and handed it to her. And it worked!

Because of the myth of progress, it is much easier to sell a man an electric razor than a straight-edged one.

When you think about it there's never really been a realistic exposition of Hollywood, I mean - from the inside - showing Hollywood what it can do, what it has done, to people.

Don't leave a 'good time' to chance. Experiences have to be woven with care and planning, like a tapestry.

It's completely inappropriate. It's not journalism. It's opinion.

Empty your mind, stop thinking about anything, simply be.

More fools know Jack Fool than Jack Fool knows.

We were basically one and the same, although Jim Kirk was just about perfect, and, of course, I am perfect.