The difference between Martin Sheen and George W. Bush is Martin Sheen is actually convincing when he acts like he's president.

Bush began helping Enron in the eighties.

Stroke of the pen. Law of the land. Kinda cool.

When your mission is to restore honor and integrity to the White House, you've got to be willing to use any means necessary.

Politics is show business for ugly people.

I'm very sunny. You know, I'm always optimistic.

It taught me that Clinton's instinct to make this about your life as a citizen, rather than his as a human being, was the right answer to these things.

Again and again, I've seen Bush turn a blind eye as his henchmen have leveled zealous attacks against his political enemies - assaults which the president himself has sometimes directly encouraged.

Bill and Hillary Clinton are the most investigated couple in American history - now the most thoroughly exonerated couple in American history.

Never interrupt your opponent when he's destroying himself.

So one important lesson of Vietnam is, the first casualty of an unwise and unjust war are the American troops called on to fight it. Their service should be honored.

The first nation to separate Christianity from government produced perhaps the most religious nation on earth.

There's something about moonlight on the body and things happening sort of free and open. Outdoors is something I'm totally game and down for.

It is much better to be drawn by the joys of heaven, than driven by the sorrows of earth.

Just be confident. Confidence is the most attractive part of a person. Because if they're not confident enough to show you who they are, you don't even know who they are.

The more you love your children, the more care you should take to neglect them occasionally. The web of affection can be drawn too tight.

I don't mind personal insults, but when you insult the jokes that I tell you're insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns and Allen, Trevor McGee and Molly Picon.

If you are really standing up for the family, you then have to say, how do we change our school system, how do we fix tax policy so that our families are supported?

In the opening stage of most careers any attention is what you want, any attention is good attention, even if it's bad attention.

You have a good life when there are things to smile about today...and to motivate you for tomorrow.

The stars of midnight shall be dear To her; and she shall lean her ear In many a secret place Where rivulets dance their wayward round, And beauty born of murmuring sound Shall pass into her face.