The difference between a man and a woman is whether to ask for directions.

If You Lose Your Keys, At Least It's Better Than Losing Your Car.

Graduating from the School of Hard Knocks doesn't always get you to Fort Knox.

Beware of those who are stingy, for they would rather sting you than give you anything.

Organic food production has existed for thousands of years (since the beginning of agriculture) and it will continue as long as humans live on the planet.

War is organized murder and torture against our brothers.

Though sympathy alone can't alter facts, it can help to make them more bearable.

Hopefully, my teammates will say that I was important and that I gave it everything and I didn't leave anything to chance my whole career. To be mentioned as Hall-worthy is a great thing.

There are consequences if you act militarily, and there's big consequences if you don't act.

It's your living room, it's your life, go nuts. You like Home Improvement? Tape it and go over it like it's the Zapruder film.

No habit has any real hold on you other than the hold you have on it.

I don't get tired of playing "Margaritaville". It's paid my bills for years.

The turn I made was not the one I planned. And I watched my social standing slip away from me, while I watched the bottle slowly take command.