The difference between burlesque and the newspapers is that the former never pretended to be performing a public service by exposure.

Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.

Definiteness of purpose is the starting point of all achievement.

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.

And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!

Sportsmanship... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!

Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.

Keep your eyes on the prize for you cant hit an unseen target but don't forget to pay the price

So when I do Chinese cooking, I mix everything together, then the kids have to eat their vegetables. They won't have the patience to pick them out.

You think the world is what it looks like in fine weather at noon day; I think it is what it seems like in the early morning when one first wakes from deep sleep.

I like showing moms what it's really like having a baby, and how it's not Hollywood life.

I've worked in pubs for years and you get people challenging you. Challenging your masculinity.

I'm an old man of 73, and I've been around a long time. If I don't know something by now, I probably never will.

Every provisional political set-up following a revolution requires a dictatorship, and an energetic dictatorship at that.

You'll remember someone who broke your heart, and you'll think to yourself, 'Oh yes, I remember how that feels.' But you can't.

Knowing the truth concerning the deep workings of the evil spirit helps the individual not only to overcome sins but to eliminate unnecessary afflictions as well.

If you get a little gassy, you've got to let it go. So people used to say to me, 'You're like a whoopee cushion.'