The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes.

Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage.

Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.

Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.

The head coach don't want no sissies, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses.

A committee is a group of individuals who all put in a perfectly good color, and it comes out gray.

I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't pay the bill either, but it was cheaper.

Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.

A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray."

Love is lovelier the 7th time around.

Right, " Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death.

I definitely care about what I look like, certainly when I am going out in public, doing an appearance or something, but when I'm home, I'm all sweatpants, all the time.

I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, "Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe."

I have one piece of music, since 1997, and I don't see it having lyrics. Where does it go in this world? So I haven't recorded it.

The community isn't nearly as afraid as it thinks it is.

Never complain, never explain personal motto of

I am willing to let go. I release others to experience whatever is meaningful to them, and I am free to create that which is meaningful to me.

Arsenal's never-improving injury list increasingly attracts curiosity rather than sympathy.

Contrary to what you think, not all preternatural beings hang out at the local Supernatural Pub looking for humans and dates.

Probably the deepest use of music and of art is to create conscience.