The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.

If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?

There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.

Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.

Sometimes to heal, you must first get hurt.

Life is like an analogy.

Rogue Squadron doesn't run. Unless we really, really have to.

No, they can't. They can't be Luke Skywalker.

The good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends.

No answer I could provide to that question could possibly serve my own future interests." Sarek straightened his sleeve and focused on her. "More wine, Wife?

Also, serial killers, child killers, they’re hot, they’re the new cool kids, the new vampires, the new zombies, everybody’s favourite spook monster.

This batch [emails hacked from a top Hillary Clinton aide] shows [Donna] Brazile gave the [Hillary] Clinton campaign advance warning of questions the candidate might be asked at CNN events.

Asked by reporters about his upcoming marriage to a forty-two-year-old woman, director Roman Polanski told reporters, 'The way I look at it, she's the equivalent of three fourteen-year-olds.'

The older I get, the more I meet people, the more convinced I am that we must only work on ourselves, to grow in grace. The only thing we can do about people is to love them.

Hiking alone lets me have some time to myself.

The wealth of mankind is the wisdom they leave.

In the twilight of life, God will not judge us on our earthly possessions and human success, but rather on how much we have loved.

And what is a man without energy? Nothing - nothing at all.

India has the opportunity to be a leader in genetic engineering, It has institutions that no other country has.