The difference between two men is usually a woman.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

He was in the right place. He was living his best life. How many other people in the multiverse could say that?

The most beautiful thing about the most beautiful roads is that the destination is forgotten and the journey becomes the destination itself!

Imagination disposes of everything it creates beauty justice and happiness which is everything in this world.

I should have written books instead of reading them.

Happiness comes from within

I had no desire to be an film actress, to always play somebody else, to be always beautiful with somebody constantly straightening out your every eyelash. It was always a big bother to me.

Going back to the elementary school days, I was always drawing. I entered a Victory poster competition and won the top award that recognized my artistic instincts.

I just try to do me and stay out of harms way.

Because with every action, comment, conversation, we have the choice to invite Heaven or Hell to Earth.

Give me a chance, says Stupid, and I will show you. Ten to one he has had his chance already, and neglected it.