The difference between us and a computer is that, the computer is blindingly stupid, but it is capable of being stupid many, many million times a second.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Because all my life I've learned to suffer in silence - Athena

Hate not a man for his tardiness for the only thing that is on time is

You know you found the right one when you stop looking for "more.

There are three sides to every story. Mine, yours and the truth.

What you feel and how you react to something is always up to you. There may be a "normal" or a common way to react to different things. But that's mostly just all it is.

All's fair in love, war and ride-sharing.

The truth is that men can have several sorts of pleasure. The true pleasure is the one for which they abandon the other.

Not because Socrates said so,... I look upon all men as my compatriots.

Once you reject evidence as a source of knowledge, you don't gotta believe nothin' you don't like.