The difference between us and other people is that their money looks bigger and their troubles smaller.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Most people are willing to promise you a lot. A few are those who can promise you a little, just as much as they can.

Every spoken sentence beginning with ‘I Am’ is a powerful spell exhaled into action. Describe yourself wisely.

The message of this band [All Time Low] is go out and do what you want to do and believe in yourself and that it's okay to do that. It's okay to be who you are.

I'm trying to keep my own house from burning down. I can't worry about someone else's house.

No matter how much I respect someone or how much I like someone, it doesn't exceed my will to win.

No republic can long exist unless a substantial equality in the wealth of citizens prevails.

When we know beyond any doubt that we already speak the feeling language of prayer, we awaken that part of us that can never be stolen, lost, or taken away. This is the secret mode of prayer.

I try to stay in good physical shape, I don't smoke, I don't drink.

Of earth's goods, the best is a good wife; a bad, the bitterest curse of human life.