The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.

The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.

If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.

Use ‘Why?’ to help you follow the breadcrumbs back to the source of the problem.

Just as one goes on a fast or a body cleanse you owe it to yourselves to detox your mind, it will not be easy but easy never yielded lasting results.

That— we seemed to have decided without saying a word— might go a long way toward spoiling something that was special, and beautiful, by virtue of its strangeness and delicacy.

No worthy problem is ever solved within the plane of its original conception.

No one should brave the underworld alone.

My muse changes all the time because I think every designer is a bit of a muse for themselves in a way - they just don't want to say it.

God is immutable—He never changes! His ministry to you is complete, on target, and constant!

If we ask of the saints how they achieved spiritual effectiveness, they are only able to reply that, insofar as they did it themselves, they did it by love and prayer.

I have been interested in phenomena involving complexity, diversity and evolution since I was a young boy.

Sports like baseball, basketball, and hockey develop muscles. That's why Americans have the strongest eyes in the world.