The dinner hour is a sacred, happy time when everyone should be together and relaxed.

Noodles are not only amusing but delicious.

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.

A party without cake is really just a meeting.

You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces - just good food from fresh ingredients.

People who love to eat are always the best people.

The only real stumbling block is fear of failure. In cooking you've got to have a what-the-hell attitude.

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate.

In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men's underwear.

Find something you're passionate about and keep tremendously interested in it.

I think anyone who is a carnivore needs to understand that meat does not originally come in these neat little packages.

The greatest life is the joy of contentment.

Everyone has a talent, and gifts shouldn't be judged by their glory factor

Our promise to our children should be this: if you do well in school, we will pay for you to obtain a college degree.

Lots of people talk to animals... Not very many listen, though... That's the problem.

Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.

What is true never fears investigation; what is false... fears everything.

Sometimes you have to beat the Republicans before you beat the Democrats.

Wherever women are true to their feminine natures and magnify their opportunities for loving service, they are learning to become more like God.

Marriage is for noblewomen with nothing else to do.

Carnal embrace is the practice of throwing one's arms around a side of beef.