The disadvantage of becoming wise is that you realize how foolish you've been.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

There's more than what the eye can see, the heart can love, and the brain can understand.

It’s not our mistakes that define us. It’s the lessons we learn that show our true character.

Stop using the medical system and start using the self care system

If you think a lot of the comments made tonight are not funny but are immature and tasteless that's only because the sense of humor is the first thing to go.

Money never remains just coins and pieces of paper. Money can be translated into the beauty of living a support in misfortune an education or future security.

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance.

Dr. Holmes says, both wittily and truly, that crying widows are easiest consoled.

It is so beautifully ironic that St. Francis - the great lover of animals - is now a pigeon's target in countless yards.

There's a small island, inhabited in the South Pacific that I will try to swim to.

Prayer clears the mist and brings back peace to the Soul . . .