The discovery of what is true and the practice of that which is good are the two most important objects of philosophy.

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.

If you want to know who controls you, look at who you are not allowed to criticize.

It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong.

The mirror is a worthless invention. The only way to truly see yourself is in the reflection of someone else's eyes.

Give me the patience for the small things of life, courage for the great trials of life. Help me to do my best each day and then go to sleep knowing God is awake.

Many are destined to reason wrongly; others, not to reason at all; and others, to persecute those who do reason.

Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game.

The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood.

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.

The more often a stupidity is repeated, the more it gets the appearance of wisdom.

The country is not growing because the mental state of the people are retarded

In one survey, respondents listed Princeton as one of the country’s top ten law schools. The problem? Princeton doesn’t have a law school

Jenny McCarthy was the one I thought could turn me straight. I thought that if I could just get my shot with her, it could happen.

The unpredictability inherent in human affairs is due largely to the fact that the by-products of a human process are more fateful than the product.

Art is the questioning of culture

Wars do not end wars any more than an extraordinarily large conflagration does away with the fire hazard.

If you really want to break from the pack, you have to risk being perceived to be as eccentric as these people. You have to think exceptionally-a LOT!

The United States government has always been proud of the welcome it has extended to good men of every nation, seeking freedom and homes and bread.

There goes the greatest hitter who ever lived

Recollect that the Almighty, who gave the dog to be companion of our pleasures and our toils, hath invested him with a nature noble and incapable of deceit.