The dividend I get [from my compulsion] is the freedom to be totally disorderly in my dreamworld.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

The rules of physics are, in some cases, suspiciously anthropic.

I am grateful to everyone who believes in me.

The elimination of profit, whatever methods may be resorted to for its execution, must transform society into a senseless jumble.

In the future society, i.e. the communist society that we want to build, we are not going to establish charity institution, as there shall be no needy or poor, and no alms-giving and alms-taking.

The cat has complete emotional honesty - an attribute not often found in humans.

God hears and He sees, and you are not alone in your struggles. Remain firm and stable, for God has your deliverance planned.

I'm a fan or naysayer like everyone else, not an authority of any kind.

Whatever God has done for other men, He can do for me.

It's hard to make strangers care about the good things in your life.

The vital energies regulate themselves naturally without compulsive duty or compulsive morality both of which are sure signs of existing antisocial impulses.