The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals.

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.

But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

The opposite of love is not hate. It is indifference.

Customers do not want a lecture from you and they certainly don’t want some juvenile in a bad suit forcing his wares upon them

There’s no way I can care properly for my children if I don’t first care for myself.

I can't wait to make you the love of my mortal life.

When we accept tough jobs as a challenge to our ability and wade into them with joy and enthusiasm miracles can happen.

I’m on the benevolent side of antisocial. I don’t mind people, but I’d prefer not to have a lot of them around.

The religious man fears, the man of honor scorns, to do an ill action.

Normally, when I read a script, it takes me two and a half hours. I usually put it down and come back to it. So, I know if I can read a script in one sitting, it's a fantastic script.

How about we talk about your love life instead?" "Why? Are you in the mood to be depressed?

Tempt not a desperate man