The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.

It's not what you do. It's the way you do it-stripping, or writing, or talking . . . or just breathing. Do it with an air, and never admit you're scared.

If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly.

Men aren’t attracted to me by my mind. They’re attracted by what I don’t mind.

I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.

Anything worth doing well is worth doing slowly.

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to.

God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club

I've got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower.

God is love, but get it in writing.

I'm probably the highest paid outdoor entertainer since Cleopatra.

We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once.

i Create. I don't "Need".Meaning: I don't need advice or criticism. Unless you're offering money, weed, or whiskey save it. Thanks.

I never cut my neighbor's throat

You're not so tough. No tougher than the man whose blood will spill from your veins.

He says he’s lonely, horribly lonely because of this love he feels for her. She says she’s lonely too. She doesn’t say why.

Summer was a lady who didn't give up her spotlight easily.

Prove to me that you deserved it.

Other sports play once a week but this sport is with us every day.

She’s best friends with my wife. (Julian) Gracie? You’re married to Gracie? That was you? You’re Mr. Hot Bottom! (Sunshine)

If there be devils, would I were a devil, To live and burn in everlasting fire, So I might have your company in hell, But to torment you with my bitter tongue!