The doors of heaven and hell are adjacent and identical.

When everyone drowns and I'm the only one to escape, God is protecting me. When everyone else is saved and I'm the only one to drown, God is protecting me then too.

Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.

If it isn't broken don't try to fix it

Hark the herald angels sing "Glory to the new-born king." Peace on earth and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled!

If you have to fight a crowd of boys, it's best to go for the biggest one. That way you won't have to fight them all. The others will see that you mean business and you will win their respect.

I can't bear to hear a woman talk baby talk.

Love often leads on to ambition, but seldom does one return from ambition to love.

Gardening is a labour full of tranquility and satisfaction; natural and instructive, and as such contributes to the most serious contemplation, experience, health and longevity.

Marilyn Manson is simply too dangerous for Darien Lake.

That past is still within our living memory, a time when neighbour helped neighbour, sharing what little they had out of necessity, as well as decency.

It is futile to put personality ahead of character, to try to improve relationships with others before improving ourselves.