The doors of hell are locked from the inside!

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Front grace in the shadows

Life is like a road, It has highways and detours

My smile will always be broken, but I'll always be grateful for the chance to get to do what I get to do.

Most artists are notoriously insecure, and I fall into that category.

If the Fleeting World is but a long dream, it does not matter whether one is young or old.

Pleasure that is its own pursuit is always bad pleasure.

We would be happier with what we have if we weren't so unhappy about what we don't' have

I think it's an accumulation of work over the years, culminating with our work during the Hurricane Katrina-Rita relief effort.

My only day off is the day I pitch (in regards to how hard he works out during off-days).

I think, for me, the main thing is feeling comfortable.