The downfall of most diets is that they restrict your intake of food.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Physical love is unthinkable without violence.

At chaos’ core lies the invitation.

I obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn't realize they thought. And they say, 'Hey, yeah!' And they like that.

Tomorrow is another day, we rather hope it will be better but better it won't be unless self-foibles are examined.

My dad used to call me 'the human pretzel' because I was able to bend my body, and because my legs are very long.

People really have to start being a smarter consumer, read labels, and understand what hidden sugars are.

I want a dish to taste good, rather than to have been seethed in pig's milk and served wrapped in a rhubarb leaf with grated thistle root.

We can all agree that first loves can be a scary thing, and that growing up is hard to do.

I am a pupil of Pissarro.

Your ability needs responsibility to expose its possibilities. Do what you can with what you have where you are.