The dreadful thing about getting older is you cry at the drop of a hat.

I believe in the separation of church and planet.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours.

A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate

Learn to trust yourself. That's very vital. ... Just stand with yourself. Remember, in his lifetime, Van Gogh sold only two paintings. I personally sold even fewer.

Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.

Life is a comedy when watching and a tragedy when experiencing. I try and share anything I have.

Life took over 4 billion years to evolve into you, and you've about 70 more years to enjoy it. Don't just pursue happiness, catch it.

Never do things for money. It's always the things you do for love that turn out to pay the best.

Life has a very simple plot: first you're here and then you're not.

I've got soggy thighs. It must be dinner time.

I laugh as an unfamiliar feeling envelops me. I think it might be happiness.

He is your friend who pushes you nearer to God.

But the only thing worse than remembering the feel of Rose in his arms, the softness of her black and white feathers, the sound of her voice when she sang quietly to herself, would be forgetting it.

We do remember once we were wrong sacrificing everything for idols and stones likewise today for ghost and phantoms.

Know who you are, feed the flower.

And maybe she had certain beliefs that if you love somebody, [you're] gonna like them too. And that isn't necessarily true.

I don't believe in competitions between artists. This is insane. Who has the authority to say someone is better?

Discussion is just a tool. You have to aim; the final goal must be a decision.

Misery is the only thing in the world that has no end or edge.

We were not sent by Father in Heaven just to be born. We were sent to endure and return to Him with honor.