The duty of a toastmaster is to be so dull that the succeeding speakers will appear brilliant by contrast.

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.

I get up in the morning, torture a typewriter until it screams, then stop.

Be careful of what we say or do on this earth as every word and every action has a return.

I'm old enough to remember when a social network was called a school playground.

I'm less amazed with your success and more with how you remain unaffected by what it brings with it.

Evaluations, in essence, are... ways of being, modes of existence of those who judge and evaluate.

Being closed to outsiders made the iPhone reliable and predictable.

War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.

You simply cannot invent any conspiracy theory so ridiculous and obviously satirical that some people somewhere don't already believe it.

Work hard every day at increasing your purity of heart, which consists in appraising things and weighing them in the balance of God's will.

Dreams don't come true. Dreams are true.

Capital goes to where it can escape taxation and be used to pay employees in sacks of rice.