The earth is Godʹs golf ball.

I'd never just want to do what everybody else did. I'd be contributing to the sameness of everything.

Bob Dylan impresses me about as much as... well, I was gonna say a slug but I like slugs.

Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't.

You can tell by the kindness of a dog how a human should be.

There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers.

A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond.

It's not worth getting into the bullshit to see what the bull ate.

I don't want to sell my music. I'd like to give it away because where I got it, you didn't have to pay for it.

I like the blues..... but I like aqua marine just as much.

Art is rearranging and grouping mistakes.

A prophet is not someone with special visions, just someone blind to most of what others see

Let your *need* guide you behavior. *Supress* your instinct to lead... Pursue Rabbit!

Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.

A responsible choice is a choice that creates consequences that you are willing to assume responsibility for.

I pissed on my diploma, smell the aroma.

all that has changed, in my opinion, is that, thanks to television, we can hide a great depression. we may even be hiding a third world war

The medieval mystics say the true image and the true real met once and for all on the cross: once and for all: and yet they still meet daily.

Perhaps religious conscience upsets the designs of those who feel that the highest wisdom and authority comes from government.

The element running through entire nature, which we popularly call Fate, is known to us as limitation. Whatever limits us, we callFate.

friends are like stars. You do not see all the time, but you know they are there