The earth is mostly just a boneyard. But pretty in the sunlight.

True maturity is only reached when a man realizes he has become a father figure to his girlfriends' boyfriend - and he accepts it

Self-parody is the first portent of age.

Only a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas without eating a chicken fried steak.

Backward is just not a natural direction for Americans to look - historical ignorance remains a national characteristic.

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.

Uva uvum vivendo varia fit

People would be bored shitless if they had to love only the good in someone they care about.

A woman's love is like the morning dew. It's just as likely to settle on a horse turd as a rose.

Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.

Yesterday's gone on down the river and you can't get it back.

come humans, fulfill your evolutionary purpose adn build your hound a fire." Oberon

I put a metronome up to all the songs, and I tried to really keep it true to the original tempos.

It is true that the blood of the Son of God was shed for sins through the fall and those committed by men, yet men can commit sins which it can never remit.

I know not how it is, but during a voyage I collect books as a ship does barnacles.

I try to be my own player. I really haven't modeled my game after anybody.

Excellence requires us to prepare in advance.

As long as he was breathing, God's greatest task for him was not yet finished. His highest purpose in life was still unfulfilled. ... God still had plans for him.

In fact, by universal grammar I mean just that system of principles and structures that are the prerequisites for acquisition of language, and to which every language necessarily conforms.

Computers don't seem real to me because there's a sheet of glass between you and whatever is happening.

Literature is the thought of thinking souls.