The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way you can break the ice.

Creative freedom is a huge carrot.

Can anything good come of a backward way of thinking like judging someone based on skin color? No way.

We're always looking for the backbone, the central idea, and once you have that you know everything can circle around it.

Nothing is funnier than confidently doing the wrong thing.

You have to be able to fail with the improv. You have to not care.

Normally when it hits two and a half, three hours, the audience gets exhausted and start yawning.

Dave Herman as Michael Bolton is one of my favorite performances ever.

'Blazing Saddles' is one of the funniest movies ever made.

I think that the job of art and culture is to jump on that time and realize that it's there and to push it just a little bit faster.

Celebrities and 'famous' people are just regular folks. I know, it's a shocking and potentially dangerous statement.

Who but the mad would choose to keep on living? In the end, aren't we all just a little crazy?

Sheesh, one hot girl walks into the house and all trust vanishes. -Vane Weston

Your greatest actions are those that meet another’s greatest need.

Sometimes, everyone is right. Not always and not even usually, but once in a while, everyone is right.

By 2007, we were finally living in a culture where people get what networks are and what technology can do to connect people.

We often contradict an opinion for no other reason than that we do not like the tone in which it is expressed.

Fear, true fear, is a savage frenzy. Of all the insanities of which we are capable, it is surely the cruelest. There is naught to equal its drive, and naught can survive its thrust.

Not till we are lost, in other words not till we have lost the world, do we begin to find ourselves, and realize where we are and the infinite extent of our relations.

Determine that today you will overcome your self of the day before, tomorrow you will win over those of lesser skill, and later you will win over those of greater skill.

I'm never in the mood to eat or drink when I get to a show. I'm just too nerved out.