The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

If I could somehow know the future, then now should not be like this time.

There is no excitement anywhere in the world short of war to match the excitement of the American presidential campaign.

You have to be your own person. You can't let people's opinions determine how you think about yourself. There's a difference between identity and self-identity.

Solitude is a breeding ground for idiosyncrasy, and I relish that about it, the way it liberates whim.

This nation was established by the God of heaven as a citadel of liberty. A Constitution guaranteeing those liberties was designed under the superintending influence of heaven.

My work is that of keeping every operation down (in size) so that the farmer and the man farthest down can get hold of it.

Prove your friend ere you have need, but in deed A friend is never known till a man have need.

I'll have pot in my home for guests - I'm polite! - but I don't sit around and smoke by myself, ever. Not like I did when I was young.

A person who, because he has corns himself, always treads on other people's toes.

Few books today are forgivable.