The easy part of being an artist is figuring out the message that everyone else is ready to hear. The hard part is waiting for the proper lull to make the announcement.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The curiosity of lazy men is gossip

I loved math. I was such a nerd! I really enjoyed working through problems and finding the solution.

Most of life is grey, with a little tiny bit of black and white.

You think I don't know about wrong love, June? You think I don't understand embarrassing love?

Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer.

There can be no very black melancholy to him who lives in the midst of Nature and has his senses still.

I want to understand more about the world while Im still here.

You can finish school as soon as you finish the GCSE's.

I don't want an epitaph on my gravestone that says, 'He would have pursued some big dreams in his life, but other people wouldn't let him.

We may always depend on it that algebra, which cannot be translated into good English and sound common sense, is bad algebra.