The ecclesiastical description of Hell is that of a horrible place of fire and torment; in Dante's Inferno, and in northern climes, it was thought to be an icy cold region, a giant refrigerator.

Don't waste your time with people who will ultimately destroy you, but concentrate instead on those who will appreciate your responsibility to them, and, likewise, feel responsible to you.

I'm glad that Christian parents let their children worship the devil at least one night out of the year.

Up is down, pleasure is pain, darkness is light, slavery is freedom, madness is sanity.

Be as a lion in the path. Be dangerous even in defeat.

The Atheist complains about the wind. The Christian prays for it to change. The Satanist adjusts his sails.

If you're going to be a sinner, be the best sinner on the block.

Hate your enemy with a whole heart, and if a man smite you on one cheek, SMASH him on the other!

Life is the great indulgence - death the great abstinence. Therefore, make the most of life here and now!

Behold the crucifix; what does it symbolize? Pallid incompetence hanging on a tree.

There are many who would take my time. I shun them. There are some who share my time. I am entertained by them.

Rejection isn't a sign of failure. Rejection is a reminder that there's always room for improvement.

I don't think souls or bodies can be changed by incantation. Or anything else by the way.

This face was given to me by God!

Appearance is something absolute, but reality is not that way - everything is interdependent, not absolute.

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind - listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody.

The most curious social convention of the great age in which we live is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected.

But druggies don't keep their looks any longer than they keep their promises.

Our internal state determines our experience of our lives; our experiences do not determine our internal state.

Our hours in love have wings; in absence, crutches.

I can count off on one hand the number of times I've used testosterone gel - because it doesn't really do much.