The echo of a platitude.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Dream all you can, live all you say, work all you must.

As Shakespeare says, if you're going to do a thing you might as well pop right at it and get it over.

You could give us a hand instead of staring into space like a constipated camel," Terry Tarsal rudley broke into Marcia's spinning thoughts.

You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories.

No matter how correct a mathematical theorem may appear to be, one ought never to be satisfied that there was not something imperfect about it until it also gives the impression of being beautiful.

The most important attribute of man as a moral being is the faculty of self-control.

Instead of being a student of a (given) field, I would like you to be the field.

I'm really good at judging and observing other people, but not myself.

I often think of a poem as a door that opens into a room where I want to go.

My ideas and creativity are the sources of inspiration for me.