The economy working - the economy growing, corporations growing and hiring people and wage increases occurring - is the worst thing that can happen politically for the Democrat Party.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Life is but an empty dream

There is always a way.

It is a though he is spreading a veil of protectiveness over me, and I am greedy for it.

Then there will come a time where, very quickly, a woman will lose what some call her beauty.

It is what it is. I can't change what's happened to me.

I feel like people are funny, and women are people, so I'm sick of the distinction.

If the law imposed the death penalty for parking tickets, we'd not only have fewer parking tickets, we'd also have much less driving.

I don't like hiding. I do like to keep certain things to myself, but at the end of the day, I'm eighteen, and I'm going to fall in love.

You don't make progress by standing on the sidelines, whimpering and complaining. You make progress by implementing ideas.

The imagination is the power that enables us to perceive the normal in the abnormal, the opposite of chaos in chaos.