The effort to combine the general population of this country with the current burgeoning numbers of illegal immigrants is outrageous, simply outrageous.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Animals in our lives can be a blessing.

Death..." The voice dropped even more, black-gloved hands disappearing into the black folds of material. "Don't you feel it? We're all dead here...all...very...dead.

Love takes just a moment, it is the ego that takes days, months and years.

Big Business and Politics are twins, they are the monsters who kill everything, corrupt everything.

Philosophy cannot raise the commonalty up to her level: so, if she is to become popular, she must sink to theirs.

He was a silent fury who no torment could tame.

Being a celebrity made me so uncomfortable that I would have preferred standing behind the amplifiers.

I don't think I look like the pope's favorite Catholic - at least not under close scrutiny.

How can there be inaccuracy in comedy?

hurt vanity is one of the cruelest of mortal wounds.