The elderly have weathered enough squalls to know that this one, too, shall pass. They own the courage to be original; they've learned to hold their own values above the conventional wisdom.

As long as it is hot, wet and goes down the right way, its fine with me.

For me, faith means that what is right will win out one day. It means that the universe is not aimless but moves by some positive design.

I left my marriage knowing I'd have to work. I have.

He's by best friend and the father of my children. He's a great ex.

Whenever I meet people for the first time, I assume that they have a great story to tell and that it's my job to find it.

Humility comes from understanding that the obstacles in front of you are not going to go away.

With every smell, I smell food. With every sight, I see food. I can almost hear food. I want to spade the whole lot through my mouth at Mach 2. Basta!

I didn't want a divorce but had to because of circumstance.

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off!

Success has more to do with what you are willing to sacrifice than your skills, talent or IQ.

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame.

If there was a light at the end of the tunnel, the flickering bulb above my head wasn’t it. The faces of my tormentors were no angels—they were hell’s minions and I’d stepped into their purgatory.

Kissing girls is easy, like breaking windows.

... yes I speak a different language - the dark fire of poetry - it flutters and gutters in tune with the mood...

My poems are hymns of praise to the glory of life.

We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.

In obstetrics and gynecology, the term abortionist is still a dirty word.

If any American really believes that Obamacare is going to control costs, I've got some real estate in Whitewater, Arkansas I'd like to sell them.

You learn nothing if you carry with you a journalistic system of values, which is invented to save reporters from experience.