The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

When we access ourselves wrongly, we are mistaken about our abilities

Until you let go of that bitterness in your heart, it will find a comfortable place to destroy your dreams, your sight and most times, your sleep.

When engaged in eating, the brain should be the servant of the stomach.

I think that we have to do everything we can to work together, Democrats and Republicans, and then if we go the initiative route like we have done in the past, go together.

What are all political and social institutions, but always a religion, which in realizing itself, becomes incarnate in the world?

The planetary machinery tends to be jumpy, this is to respond disproportionately to disruptions that come with the manmade greenhouse effect.

If the Word does not dwell with power in us, it will not pass with power from us.

When I was Younger, I wanted to be something.Now, I just want to be younger.

Even at my age, I'm trying to improve. Never give up, no matter what. Even if you get last place - finish.

Ninety percent of SF [science fiction] is crud, but then, ninety percent of everything is crud.