The emotions in all true anxiety dreams are next to unbearable.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.

Obviously those who burn to be professional jesters mean that they want to be successful comedians. And those are always an elite, microscopic portion of the population. But oh, how they try.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

Abundance of life does not come from having a great job. Abundance comes from generosity.

Charity is appeased when some rich person gives money to the poor while justice asks why one person can be that rich when so many are poor.

we are houses eaten by rivers because we do not know their smell.

I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.

I believe that anybody who gets married should go to a counselor for months before the wedding. I think that's going to save guys a lot of money and the ladies a lot of heartbreak.

I think it would be ridiculous to work with Tom Hardy. I hear some crazy things about him, and he's also really good.

Pregnancy seemed like a tremendous abdication of control. Something growing inside you which would eventually usurp your life.

If there were a prerequisite for the future successful digital creative, it would be the passion for discovery.

In order to represent life on the stage, we must rub elbows with life, live ourselves

As a young female I think it's important that young people know there's nothing wrong with having fun, nobody is telling us to be square or be boring, but we have to be safe.