The emotions will take care of themselves. You don't have to prod them along. As a matter of fact, you get in trouble when you prod them along.

I'm a firm believer that character is highly overrated. Character is a trick that we do with the audience's collusion.

I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.

That red carpet has to be felt to be believed.

Oh yeah, that's the Holy Grail, Pirates of the Caribbean. Johnny Depp, he's the real deal, isn't he? He doesn't get the girl, and he doesn't care.

Shameless is a rough show, and it’s not for everyone, but it’s also beautiful.

It's hard to be depressed around a ukulele. You just pick it up and you're halfway home.

I'll tell you this about the Oscars - they're real.

There are some older women out there who are just knockouts, real beauties, and they're not getting the roles they should.

Everyone hooks up with George Clooney. He's a genuinely cool guy. He's using his powers for good.

You should know the lines, be prepared, get sleep, and have the script analyzed so you're ready to rock and roll.

The roots of the abundant life may seem bitter, but its fruits are sweet.

A man without a sweet tooth is not to be trusted.

Your window square a yellow kite, and the Moon a white balloon

Every great work of art has two faces, one towards its own time and one towards future, towards eternity.

I have no social agenda with my work. I'm deadpan about it.

The U.S. Forces are winning in Iraq. It is to be hoped that they will win at home also.

Oh press - must you spread hate? Can't you just stick to being wrong?

If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools.

A lot of actors think that the more lines they have the more attention they get. That's bullshit. I make people look at me. I don't have to say a lot of words.

I care about this crazy little planet and I would love to make a difference.