The end is the best part of any story

She was no longer theirs. She was his. And he was hers. And this was their world.

I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.

And yes, we do have some food. Maybe you'd like to join us? Unless you want to stick with your sheep sushi.

If God gives you a Quiznos, can I have a bite? No way. You have to pray for your own food.

A man without pleasure is a man without any idea what life is about

Slice and Dice, Slice and Dice

It's vital to keep a sense of humour when the world seems to have suddenly become a very strange place.

Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

Ninth graders with machine guns: its hard to make that a happy story.

[Caine] "Interesting. Me, I've always wanted to know who my real parents were." [Sam] "Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

The best wisdom is knowing not to judge anyone and to be kind to everyone.

Staying in an abusive relationship for the fear of public judgment is like allowing to be buried alive to impress a coffin maker

Sometimes, it takes more courage to be weak.

My sister is an ER doctor, and my brother is a teacher.

If you can accept your differentness and learn to love it and encourage it, then you can be someone wonderful.

Your waistline is your lifeline

I just pray. And I'm not very religious at all - I was raised Catholic, but probably haven't gone to church since my Holy Communion, when I was about 6 or 7.

The team, not the individual, is the ultimate champion.

Stories are relics, part of an undiscovered pre-existing world.

The last book I read was the book I've been rereading most of my life, The Fountainhead.