The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age.

We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.

Create your own visual style... let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.

Race hate isn't human nature; race hate is the abandonment of human nature.

Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senate.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

The essential is to excite the spectators. If that means playing Hamlet on a flying trapeze or in an aquarium, you do it.

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

It doesn't matter how great your shoes are if you don't accomplish anything in them.

The Lord can cause a vision to turn into reality

Being brave enough to just be unapologetic for who you are‚ that's a goddess.

The single greatest demotivator of a team is having members who are not carrying their load.

When I first came up, the bullpen was pretty much where they put the guys who couldn't start.

The NFL draft is going to be this Thursday. That's a huge night for college players. That's the night they start being paid over the table.

In the case of Enron, we balance our positions all the time.

Sice Karate exists for cultivating the spirit and training the body, it must be a moral way surpassing mere techniques.

I really enjoyed doing the voice of Nose Marie on the cartoon series Pound Puppies. Fun, FUN cast.

[The Jews have] an attitude of hostility and hatred towards all others.