The enemy will not see you vanish into God's company without an effort to reclaim you.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Be knowledgeable, but not realistic!

May we always be happy, and may our enemies know it!

According to a CNN poll, Trump nearly doubled his support from March. Actually, he just combed his March numbers over his current ones.

The transformation of capitalism is unstoppable because we need limits on resources for humans to survive.

It's so much more fun to watch FOX when it's someone else being blitzed & sacked!

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We celebrate our intelligence, possessions, looks, talent, and achievements. Heaven celebrates how we used all of it.

This...is an age of specialization, and in such an age the repertory theater is an anachronism, a ludicrous anachronism.

Today too, amid so much darkness, we need to see the light of hope and to be men and women who bring hope to others.

We will be a consultative, collegial government. No surprises, no excuses. That's what you'll get under the Coalition.