The enjoyment has been diminishing. Now, there's no question that it's sort of fun to get high.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

He Who Owns Himself Is Never Alone.

Are you still faint from the run? Or was it my kissing expertise?

I still believe in the old fashioned ways of showing a woman Respect and Honor!!

Loyalty to the true, core values and roots of democracy is what makes a true patriot, not loyalty to a symbol of the country.

No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting.

Never strike anyone so old, small or weak that verbal abuse would have sufficed.

I think what teenagers lack is the belief that they can be unique and extraordinary in life. Make the most of your age because you're not going to be a teenager forever!

Book love is something like romantic love. When we are reading a really great book, burdens feel lighter, cares seem smaller.