The entire spring and summer line from Marc Jacobs was stolen on the way to the fashion show in Paris. The thief is considered armed and fabulous.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

Become great through the currency of time

Who can save a wretched soul? Only the Savior, the Lord Jesus Christ.

Maybe there's more we all could have done, but we just have to let the guilt remind us to do better next time.

Cherish the moment and the time in which you live.

Thought is an errand boy, fear a mine of worries.

Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1.

There exists only the present instant ... There is no yesterday nor any tomorrow, but only Now.

I think peace should be done not only among governments but among people. It was impossible before the Facebook.

I have said a lot in the past and now I think it is best that I do not comment on what I think when I look at President Bush!

Here's a story that I really want to tell about Bo Diddley at the OK corral.