The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

Faith is holy flame.

Turning up our light in the presence of those whose light is dim becomes the difference that makes the difference.

Being in love is highly overrated.book: stuff i think about

I am deaf to the word 'no'.

I really think I am a nice person. [But] this is not going to be an election on niceness. This is going to be an election on competence.

The more you own, the more it owns you.

No free country has ever been without Parties, which are a natural offspring of freedom.

There is no doubt that Greek and Latin are great and handsome ornaments, but we buy them too dear.

And so when I graduated I moved to New York, and I was waitressing here and auditioning - and I got my first job pretty soon after.

The good thing about Broadway is that you don't have to worry about an airdate. It gets done when it gets done.