The entrée wasn't tender enough to be a paving stone and the gravy couldn't have been primordial soup because morphogenesis was already taking place.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.

I am who I am and that's who I am

Ye are fallen from grace.

Sometimes, you know, I cry. And sometimes I scream. And I get really angry. And I get really upset, you know, into wallowing in self-pity sometimes. And I think that it's all part of the healing.

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

The absence of evidence is not necessarily the evidence of absence

Money lost, something lost. Honor lost, much lost. Courage lost, everything lost-better you were never born

Follow me," said Karou. As if he could have done anything else.

It felt wrong to be so proud of something that I had absolutely nothing to do with, but I couldn't help myself.

You are my peace, my solace, my salvation.