The equator was wisely put where it is, because if it had been run through Europe all the kings would have tried to grab it.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I don't have to ask you where you've been, cause the matches in your purse say Holiday Inn.

America in particular imposes an horrendous burden on the world. We have this wonderful standard of living but it comes at enormous cost.

I love sport, I grew up playing sports, that's all I did, and it is so invigorating now that I'm supposedly adult to learn something completely new, from the bottom up.

Survival of the world depends on our sharing what we have, and working together. If we don't the whole world will die. First the planet, and next the people.

The Doors are perfect paintings; a relief from the picture world I’ve created for myself.

If it was up to the studio, everything would be shot with a camcorder.

It's hard to be understood when addressing many people at once. How can you ever know if you're being understood? So, I've just started being intelligently provocative. And people take the bait.

To wonder at nothing when it happens, to consider nothing impossible before it has come to pass.

So that's us: processed corn, walking.

The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.