The essence of Christianity, as I see it, is love. The essence of Humanism (and I'm also a Humanist) is love. At that level, we're not far apart.

One can only guess the amount of magic mushrooms a sane person would have to consume to believe that a frisbee constituted a genuine threat to roughly 3,000 police officers.

The only deadline is the one I give myself.

There is little difference in the knowledge held by those who can't learn and those who won't.

Christians and Jews don't believe in Allah or Brahma. Hindus don't believe in Yahweh or Allah. Muslims don't believe in Brahma or Yahweh. Atheists agree with all of them.

We're quite lucky that we've got political freedoms. We should be using them.

Free speech is the cornerstone to every right we have.

Christians often threaten atheists with eternal torture. But if we say that they're delusional, they will tell us that we're being rude.

Most true believers, when faced with evidence that contradicts their beliefs, will hold on to those beliefs even more strongly.

I get called all kinds of things - an investigative comedian, a comedian activist - I've lost track of what my job title is.

People are even more wary of politicians and they are realizing that democracy isn't just about putting a cross on a ballot every four years, it's about deciding what you want and fighting for it.

Trust is a choice. Actually, trust is more of a desperate, hopeful guess based on limited information.

A leader should have the same attitude of God’s love toward people.

Previously people were treated anonymously particular on a drugs situation which is obviously highly emotive. They have been treated anonymously even after the verdict had been reached.

...to slip beneath the surface and soar along the silent bottom of the sea agile and shining in water honeycombed with light.

Praying is begging for an unseen deity to alter the laws of nature for someone admittedly unworthy.

Stay out of the gutter in your conversation. Foul talk defiles the man who speaks it.

It’s not a question of if we make the playoffs; we will. And when we get there, I have no fear of anyone.

There's something about me that makes a lot of people want to throw up.

I have been singing randomly, obsessively, obnoxiously for as long as I can remember.

God damn America for treating our citizens as less than human. God damn America for as long as she acts like she is God and she is supreme.