The establishment's gonna come together to protect themselves regardless of ideology.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

I just want to be a man who has been to a concert with a girl in a red dress

The silence of a shut park does not sound like country silence: it is tense and confined.

You know the marathon in my country is just exceptional. It's like soccer in England. If England win the world cup and Ethiopia win the marathon - it's the same.

What is life but being conscious? And good and evil are manifestations of consciousness. If you reject one, you're not getting the whole thing that's there to be had.

Style isn't something added on; it's intrinsic to the perceptions and the way you see life.

The evolutionists worship atheism. I mean, that's their religion.

A good idea for a new business tends not to occur in isolation, and often the window of opportunity is very small. So speed is of the essence.

In the area of species protection, we should concern ourselves with what is right as opposed to what might be easier, or popular in the short term.

Maybe—just maybe—Sadie had my best interests at heart. (I just caught her making faces at me, so maybe not.)

When I die, don't bring me to the hospital. Bring me to Anfield. I was born there and will die there.